My Balls

My Balls: Yes, It's as Fucked Up as It Sounds

For my dudes that are reading this, what if the fate of the world and all of humanity rested in the fact that you can't ejaculate for one whole month? It could be a cures to say the least, right? Well for some reason the thought of this is what created today's Manga Management selection entitled Oretama or "My Balls". Believe me I wished I made up this name, but then again that's what happens when I randomly click on a Japanese word and find out what it means. The story follows a young 19-year-old virgin named Kohta who, through some strange reason, ends up with The Queen of Terror sealed away in his testicles who was suppose to come out in July to end humanity and have demons rule the Earth. The only thing stopping her from taking over the world lies in Kohta not ejaculating by any means necessary. Because of this many types of demons keep trying to get him to lose his load such as his somewhat ally Elyse, a lesser devil. She wanted to make him release the Queen of Terror at first, but starts developing a soft side for the human Kohta. What comes of the anime involves a succubus, vampire, an invisible demon, and many more. Will Kohta hold the fruits of his loins or will it spell a moment of release for him and disaster for the world? Let's get the cock jokes coming and find out in today's Manga Management selection "My Balls". I guarantee that I may need a show after all this is done.
 

AHHHH! It's the One-Eyed Monster!!!

As I've said, this manga follows the troubles of a 19 year old virgin, who somehow gets The Queen of Terror named Lady Emanniel locked away in his "family jewels", unable to let her out in the whole month of July. Because of an old man angel named Michael (yes the one in the bible) chasing the Queen of Terror down, it leads to a drunk Kohta taking a piss at a closed shrine. The old man messes up the spell to seal her away in a crystal ball but instead seals her in one of Kohta's balls leaving a  "69" shaped mark on it. The mark isn't censored but everything else down there is so don't get too many ideas you fucking perverts. The demons in Hell want their Queen to be released the month the Earth will be taken over, so they send Elyse, a lesser devil to make Kohta ejaculate. Elyse tried all she can, but due to her disgust of humans (and because she's a virgin) she can barely go near his franks and beans. She even used a spell to circumcise his privates so that they would be more sensitive. Because she's afraid of not making him do the white chocolate rain, she soon joins his side so no one takes the glory from her from trying so hard (Hehe. "Hard"). Elyse soon starts developing feelings for Kohta seeing as she gets angry with the thought of someone else making him bust a nut. So with the help of Elyse's support and magic and Kohta's willpower to save humanity, he tried to hold it in for one month, but trust me it's not easy.

Throughout the series, several devils come to Earth to try and make Kohta jizz, but that's the thing. They come only one at a time. The first one to arrive is Irene, the succubus, who tries to "eye rape" Kohta (still wish I was making this up). Irene is basically so powerful that she can even make guys feel good just by staring at them. But she's stopped and soon gives up and actually becomes an ally for Kohta. Her reason for saving humanity is because she wants to fuck all the pretty guys in the world. I guess it's to be expected as a succubus. But throughout the series, it's not just demons that get to him. At Kohta's workplace, there's a girl named Minayo who he has the hugest crush on. She seems well and innocent enough, but has one flaw to her perfection. Whenever she gets drunk, she turns into a nympho maniac and she can get drunk off of even just one beer. It would seem like paradise for Kohta, but seeing as he can't ejaculate, it's a curse for him. So along with female demons of every sort trying to rape him, he now has to worry about the girl of his dreams getting wasted and  ending humanity. July sounds like a lucky month to me!
 

Let's just think of this as "sunscreen" and no one will have to take a steel wool bath.

I can't really go into much about the rest of the manga. Most of it just has the same plot going on for about 5 volumes. A demon comes, Kohta gets in danger, Elyse bails him out every once in a while, another day saved. It does get a little interesting when the demons of Hell don't want to wait for Lady Emanniel to come out and decide to just work on spreading the Apocalypse, where neither human of demons may win. The plot thickens like 3 week old semen when Kohta has to suffer at the hands of the Devil Satan, who tries to play with Kohta until he jizzes to death. The weird thing about Satan is that you would think she would be more "busty" but she's not. I guess when you have both the powers of light and dark, tits don't really matter. Yeah, as Michael states, she was a fallen angel that became Satan. They also used to date. Go fucking figure. Anyway, the showdown between Satan and Kohta is to have him last 10 hours of sex with her have Elyse and Michael crushed to death. Believe it of not, he doesn't hold it in. Even as Kohta let's his load fly, only the arm of Lady Emanniel comes out of his Johnson and is stuck due to all the back up plumbing issues. As Satan tried to pull the arm out, Elyse tries to stop her and both demons end up in the "danger zone" of Kohta's nut. I don't think this is what people meant when they say a girl is on his nuts too much.
 

This is the face of a demon that is very pissed off. Best to remember this.

So Kohta sleeps and subconsciously goes to where Satan and Emanniel are holding Elyse hostage and the only way to save her is for him to release the dragon. As a way of distraction, Kohta agrees to do it with Elyse, but is cut short when Michael and Irene pull the lesser devil by the tail that was still sticking out of the tip. What the fuck, man. This makes any sort of S&M look like child's play. Anyway, with Kohta at the mercy of the two higher demons, they try and make him ejaculate, but blacks out and he wakes up next to Minayo and with the date being August 1, the world is saved!! But he's not out of the abstinent hole yet. Because of holding in this issue, he has issues with his ejaculatory gland that might rupture. And with the two demons still in his sack after they were suppose to come out, the only way to protect Elyse is to make her human. The only way to make her human is to have her be in love with a human. you see where I'm going with this? Kohta says he loves her, she denies her feelings and runs away, and when Kohta goes out to a boob bar with his boss (best not to ask) he releases Satan. Elyse finally comes to terms with him and will even let him splooge even if it means releasing Emanniel and with that kind of sacrifice she now knows what love is and turns human. Emanniel is released, but Satan no longer wants to take over the human world... because Michael fucked her. Plain and simple. So the world is saved and Kohta and Elyse have two kids of their very own. Kind of a storybook ending, but with naked women in it. The story is standard though it could've been shorter since most of the middle volumes had the demons coming to rape Kohta. After about volume 2 it's the same pattern; a demon is sent after Kohta, Elyse and Kohta find a way to stop it, and then were reminded that we have to look at that same structure about 25 times. It's not a bad story with the childish romance between the two main characters and there's really not much action to it. I also do give them credit for using actual biblical names with certain demons such as Beelzebub and Asmodeus. It's definitely for the mature readers and to anyone who likes harem-themed manga it's a pretty decent choice. For this manga, I give it 2 out of 5 nuts (walnuts you pervs). That's about it for this Manga Management so I hope you take a look and have a good fap to this.