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Thursday, March 29, 2012

Uzumaki: Manga May Cause Dizziness


If you’re looking for something creepy, tragic, and kind of pretty to look at, then you’ll love Junji Ito’s manga Uzumaki or “Spiral” for people who haven’t seen Naruto AT ALL. Uzumaki follows the story of a girl named Kirie Goshima and her small town of Kurozo-cho where it goes through some weird and bizarre changes. To start off, let me tell you a little about the spiral that you’ll learn just from reading this manga. The spiral is a shape that’s practically infinite. It goes on and on and is seen just about everywhere around you. Sea shells, snails, fingerprints, even the swirling pattern of the water as it goes down the drain makes a spiral that feels like it’s sucking you in. And believe me. The story you read is about how the town of Kurozo-cho gets caught up in the hypnotizing pattern they call the uzumaki.
Are you dizzy yet?
As I’ve said, the town goes through many chapters where the townsfolk are practically thrown into the spiral. In the first chapter, we meet Kirie’s boyfriend Shuichi Saito, a pretty well-rounded person who’s life is plagued by the spirals that haunt and possess his father. Even on her way to meet Shuichi at the train station from his high school (in another town of course), Kirie runs into Shuichi’s father staring at an empty snail shell on the wall.
Love at first sight. How romantic!
Things really turn out awful when Shuichi’s father becomes crazed about spirals. The stress gets so bad for Shuichi that he asks Kirie to elope with him just to get out of the town that has a terrible curse on it. But Kirie refuses thinking he’s just stressed, but it gets harder to leave the town, and she watches as the spiral slowly captures Shuichi’s father. Shuichi’s father collects everything with the swirling pattern on it, from sea shells to snails and only eats spiral-shaped fishcakes in his miso soup and stirs his bathwater before getting in. The spirals start to get even worse to the point where the death of his father is a large spread on the page that would make curly hair become straight to the tips. The father coils his whole body into a wooden tub with ignoring the fact that he had any bones in his body. With Ito’s work, words can never describe the image that’s seen on that page. But even in death and beyond, Shuichi’s father is absorbed into the spiral as the smoke from his cremated body forms a spiral in the sky and twists down into a pond near Kirie’s house, making Shuichi’s mother go insane and gets sent to a hospital for developing a phobia of spirals. Hair buns, food, the I.V. tube that forms a spiral, sends her into a frenzy. His mother feels like her husband is talking to her through the spirals that appear in different ways even to the point of shaving her head of curly hair and cutting the skin from her fingers and toes. It becomes even worse when she finds out that there’s a spiral in the ear in the form of the cochlea and jabs a pair of scissors into her ears (don’t worry it’s not seen so don’t be squeamish). But with how the art is with Ito’s manga, scissors jabbed in someone’s ears is the least gross out thing you’ll have to worry about.
How hair-raising!!
With Shuichi’s family dead from the spirals, nothing is ever right with him and, along with Kirie, is cursed to see the spirals consume every single person in Kurozo-cho. What I just told you were the first couple chapters of this horrifying manga that only the twisted mind of Junji Ito could create. The stories vary from large curling hair sucking the life from you to people slowly tuning into giant snails, the tales become more tragic until the very end of the city and everyone in it. The manga is a brilliant piece of work that leaves you wanting to read and at the same time fearful to even turn the next page. Uzumaki is a tragic tale of a town gone straight to hell, and hopefully you’ll get that small feeling when you read the whole story. There’s even a segment at the end of each chapter where Ito is obsessed with the spirals and wants to eat, collect, and consume himself with the art of spirals for inspiration on Uzumaki. I can admit that some chapters seemed a little forced into having something to do with spirals. One chapter talked about how mosquitoes fly into a spiral pattern to put people to sleep. While Kirie is in the hospital, there’s an increased number of pregnancies that lead to the pregnant women drilling patients and drinking every drop of blood in the bodies. It’s mostly because the female mosquitoes are the ones that drink blood for their eggs. The one before it deals with a lighthouse with a horrible light that when it turns on, anyone in the lighthouse will burn into a crisp. They’re good chapters that leads up to other chapters, but it kind of forces us to pay attention to a spiral that I’m not sure really exists. I can’t necessarily judge on what we know and don’t know about lighthouses or mosquitoes, but it’s not like it’s hampering on the story in any way. Other than that, the stories are creepy, unique and gives you that feeling that something like spirals consuming people might actually happen seeing as we don’t notice spirals until we think about them. The manga was even made into a horror movie that shows the different spiral-related deaths that come to some of the towns people, but I recommend reading the manga to get the whole effect of this small town going in ruins because of a shape. For Uzumaki I give it 5 out of 5 swirly lollipops. Well, I needed something nice to end on with all the gore you’ll get from the manga. And it’s not like some spirals like sushi rolls, cinnamon buns and those giant ass lollipops aren’t good. So until next time, this is Minaku the Otaku with your manga management of the week.





Sunday, March 25, 2012

The Mass Effect of a First Blog


Okay ladies and gentleman, if you guys don’t already know me from some of my friend Sabastian Smith and I’s old AMVs, my name is AJ a.k.a MegaplayboyX and this is Awesome Raters. Because after all, its not awesome until our crack team of raters rate it.  But on to what this first blog post is really about and that’s the Mass Effect series. If you don’t already know about it, let me fill you in. Mass effect so far is a trilogy sci-fi/rpg/third person shooter, where you are a man named John Shepard who is trying to save the universe from these sentient robots named the Reapers. Sadly, of course, things aren’t that easy. The first Mass Effect brought you robotic enemies like the Geth, then the second game brought you these insectoid/humanoid-like creatures named Collectors, which true to their names were collecting humans to liquify them into a fine stew for –STOP! SPOILER ALERT- I’ve said enough, but let me just tell you, things are more complicated than you think. So, the first one I wanna talk about is the game that started this all off and that’s Mass Effect. First, I would like to say the game was very innovative with the decisions you had to make. Back at that time, the only game I knew that used that type of decision making was Fable and its sequel Fable II. Knowing that every decision I made not only affected me, but the whole entire universe as well as my ship crew and friends in the game made me have to play as a good guy or in their words a paragon character. (Sadly after I beat it, I went completely black guy renegade and got everybody killed but that’s neither here nor there) Not only that, but it also made you truly think about what's best for everyone and not just yourself. Now, I know what your thinking: I'm a gamer, I'm already desensitized to the death of game characters and the like and if you cant take it stop being a reviewer. Well hey, stop being a nag and listen to the reason. The reason why I actually felt for the characters is that they actually had a personality, they actually showed emotions and they made you feel for the crew and their depressing emo lives. Now, if you don’t mind, I wanna get more into that since everybody had a depressing life that made you, at one point or another, put your foot in your mouth. For example, there was your Krogan crewmate, Wrex which when you first talk to him and you wanna here some stories about fights he had been in back in the day, he tells you he doesn’t have any. To which you would respond that he has to, seeing as Krogans are an old race. Now this is where it gets bad, as he will tell you that his people are carrying a disease which will only let 1 out of 1000 Krogans give birth because a rival alien race, named the Salarians, wanted them to go extinct. Now, do you think it will be easy talking to your crew? Or how about your own character? No matter what back story you want to give him, his whole original team dies and on the first level, your new squad mate dies. In this game, death is everywhere but what pissed me off more than anything is the actual close up conversations. Now, I know what your thinking: I thought you liked the decision making in the conversations and that is true. What I didn’t like about it was the graphics on the people. They look like freaking dolls talking and also, the shady way they walked away after you had nothing else to say gave me the creeps. Not to mention, some characters while talking had an extremely lazy eye that would always bug the hell out of me. But, all in all, I have to say the games keep you coming back for more every time and I would highly recommend getting the whole trilogy and playing it. Because when you play Mass Effect all the way through the third one, your old save and old decisions come back to haunt you. Anyway like, share, comment, subscribe and join the Awesome Army and if you enjoyed this, I will be making a sequel to this blog for Mass Effect II next week. 'Til then, play hard and stay awesome.

There are many races, but why are there no Turian Women?

 
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